I feel like abortions should bother me more
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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