Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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