Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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