i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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