Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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