how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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