Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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