guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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