Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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