i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
they're like a gay fantastic four
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
