ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
