you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize