Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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