yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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