Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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