Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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