But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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