Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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