Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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