How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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