hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
