She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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