I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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