Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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