I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
