She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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