1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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