So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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