how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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