no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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