What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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