He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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