My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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