You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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