Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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