her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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