do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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