And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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