sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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