I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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