She said her name was "party"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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