Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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