Me too!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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