I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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