Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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