i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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