can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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