He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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