I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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