I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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