fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
