This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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