I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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