She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
